Monetize the future

It’s about time Australia does something useful with that nearly one day advantage they have on North America. Whenever I talk to someone in Australia I always make a point to ask how the day will be, and who won the big game. Those strategically placed sports bets have paid off every time, and is the real reason I am ‘retired’ at 27. With Google Australia unveiling a feature that will let everyone obtain tomorrow’s news today I guess the cat is out of the bag. It was a good run while it lasted.