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Cuarto De Libra Con Queso

KYLE – You know what the funniest thing about Peru is?

JULES – What?

KYLE – It’s the little differences. A lotta the same shit we got here, they got there, but there they’re a little different.

JULES – Examples?

KYLE – Well, in Arequipa, you can buy cola in a 3.120L bottle. Not 3.0L, becuase I guess that just isn’t enough. In Lima, you can buy beer at MacDonald’s. Also, you know what they call a Quarter Pounder with Cheese in Lima?

JULES – They don’t call it a Quarter Pounder with Cheese?

KYLE – No, they got the metric system there, they wouldn’t know what the fuck a Quarter Pounder is.

JULES – What’d they call it?

KYLE – Cuarto De Libra Con Queso.

JULES – Cuarto De Libra Con Queso. What’d they call a Big Mac?

KYLE – Big Mac’s a Big Mac, but they call it Le Big Mac.

JULES – What do they call a Whopper?

KYLE – Whopper’s a Whopper but on the bill it’s called Brava.

JULES – goddamn!

(Note to readers: you can obtain Heinz ketchup at Burger King, but only in sizes fit for a new born baby.)

All Good Things

‘All Good Things Must Come To An End’ is not just an episode of Star Trek, but the turth when trips near completion.

IMG_4920My time in Peru has been spectacular, enlightening, sad, depressing, and memorable. Last nights Christmas dinner was amazing. 140 people, 12 turkeys, all the trimmings, groups of tables randomly breaking into Christmas carols, The Beatles tunes, Oasis, Radiohead, Bryan Adams, Don McLean etc. The night before was depressing, as I walked through the main plaza after enjoying a lovely Alpaca steak I had to negotiate a maze of bodies, intertwined amungst each other, trying to sleep, and avoid the falling rain. These were the villagers that had come down on the night of December 23rd to set up for the huge market on December 24th. Hands upheld, trying to guilt and steal any money from you that they can. But, alas, you can’t give money to all of them, as much as you feel you should. As we drank and danced the night away, a walk out to the clubs terrance reveals a plaza of filth, garbage, children, and fire. With the firecrackers going off people described it as a tame Baghdad.

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(Note to readers who know: I busted out The Shitko at the club. It goes over in Cusco as it does in Waterloo — which means well.)

I sit now in Lima, arriving a day before I depart for Canada, to ensure I made it back to the city. I feel in limbo, a state of pergatory. Nothing to really do but wait for the final taxi to the airport.

See you for New Years Canada.

All good things must come to an end.

A Cusco Christmas

SantaI feel I have to say time is winding down. Four days left in Cusco, then a day in Lima, then my flight back to Canada on the night of December 27th.

But I cannot say that.

Things are just getting started. It’s nearly Christmas.

The plaza has been blocked off for a giant market that takes place on December 24th, and final preperations have begun on giant nativity scenes out front the churches with real grass. There have been Christmas trees around for weeks, but now we are begining to see a more religious note to the celebration.

At the hostel, on Christmas day, they are having a full dinner with Turkey and all the trimings.

Things are just getting started.

See more photos of Cusco on my flickr.

Machu Picchu – The Lost City Of The Inca

the lost city

Helen had always feared that it would be an anticlimax, that something dreamed of for a lifetime would inevitably be smaller than the dream. She had lived so much of her life in the imagination that it was for her more powerful than reality. But what towered before her was greater than anything she might have conjured. Photographs were as ashes to a live body. Nothing captured Machu Picchu, a kingdom ruined but alive.”

“The power was not just in the configurations of stones, but in the awesome setting. A thousand feet below, the Urubamba river churned through the gorge that cut around the base of the mountain. Surrounding them a circle of snow-covered peaks and green ranges towered into a dazzling sky. The Citadel at the centre.”

from Into the Fire, by Linda Davies

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The Sacred Valley — Great Place For A Golf Course

Sacred Valley
So I’ve been in Cusco since Thursday night, after the most entertaining bus ride of the trip. Spent Friday walking around town taking care of a few loose ends (paying for my Inka Trail Trek. Saturday I signed up for a city tour, which doesn’t really take you around the city, but actually takes you to these 3 ruins on the edge of town. A great build up to the hike I take today.

Sunday I took an all day trip to The Sacred Valley. This is a fertile valley nestled between two peaks (obviously) that is lush and and green. The Inck’s farmed there, and the present day people also grown corn and rise there. Me, I say they drop in a golf course and really make some money. As the bus wound along the mountain side roads, I could invision par 5´s and 4´s, cut into the trees, along the river, banked by the montain walls. We stopped at a ‘traditional’ market (sucker the tourists into buying stuff, therefore NOT traditional). I have been really good with markets and street venders the entire trip, mostly because I refuse to carry any extra items. Alas I finally gave in. Though I like to think I made the purchase becuase I negoiated the bargin on the year. I picked up a Charango, which is like a small 10 string guitar. He wanted 250 soles for it. I got it for 150, with a case, and a professional pan-pipe. Continue reading ‘The Sacred Valley — Great Place For A Golf Course’

Isla Del Sol And The Invisible Ball

The birth place of the sun, and the first Inca as legend goes. A lovely island, that takes about 3.5h to hike across. The south end is very touristy. Every building is a hostel, and everyone of them is going through extensive remodels to get ready for next summers busy season. Great views, great prices. But I continue.

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Staying at a hostel on the island I met 2 Canadians, and 2 British birds. We got to hanging out in the evening, and playing cards and this Danish guy had us playing Invisible Ball. Continue reading ‘Isla Del Sol And The Invisible Ball’

At The Copa, Copacabana

Well, in the end I decided to venture into Bolivia, and check out Copacabana. I heard such good things, and this Irish couple, Rob and Breda, were going that way. This is the original Copacabana, though sadly not the one imoratilized in song. Ended up in Puno from Arequipa around 2pm, to learned that all the buses go to Copacabana in the morning. Our options were to spend a night in Puno, take a local colectivo (very long trip) or, hire a tax. The taxi was 100 soles, 30 each, and took 2h. Pretty good deal since their was 3 of us. Otherwise not a viable option. The driver was very nice, and when he stopped to ensure his tires were inflated, we knew he was taking us all the way to the border, and not leaving us robbed in a ditch somewhere. When we reached the border he walked us across, and got us a taxi on the other side. It´s interesting to walk across a border. I imagined armed guards, and gates, and the like. Zilch. There was a little chain across the road. You waltz into the Peru office, and they stamp you out of the country. No questions asked. You then walk 100m and into the Bolivian office, fill out an entry form, and they stamp you into the country. I wanted to take some photos, but all the books say NOT to take them around borders Continue reading ‘At The Copa, Copacabana’

Exploring The Infinite Abyss

Got back yesterday from a 3 day, 2 night trek in the Colca Canyon. Wow. What a magnificant place. Truly beautiful. It took about 3 hours to hike down 1200m to the base of the canyon. On the hike down we (Lisa and I) pretty much followed a few tours, but its pretty hard to go the wrong way. Head down. One tour guide we were talking with lived in the canyon, and his mother still does. She rents out beds for the night to trekers, so we decided to stay their since he was so nice. For 15soles we got a bed, and 2 meals. Fantastic price. So peaceful. No cars, no smog, no horns, no peddlers.

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Day 2 saw us rise at 7am and began our walk to the oasis at 8am. The walk took us across the canyon and through remote mountain villages. Some did have power lines down to them, but others did not. The villlages were pretty quiet, and I assume the folk were out working the fields, or in town selling their fare. We reached the oasis after about 3h of walking. As we didn´t follow any tour groups this day, we didn´t take any alternative routes, however that is not to say we didn´t have some forks in the road to mull over. Decending down again to the oasis, and natrually feed pools provided the ideal setting to relax away the afternoon. Lounging by a pool surounded by valley walls, and the constant voices of rushing water.

day breakDay 3 began at 4am, because a bus must be caught to get back to the city by 5pm. The early rise is also due to the Condors. It seems the canyon is known for its Condors. Sadly it is not really Condor season, and they are few and far between. Their lose I suppose. They had only one opportunity to see me. So there we were, 50 or so tourists (some had come from Arequipa just to see the Condors) standing at a cliff look out, looking. It reminds me of the moose crossing signs back home. How do the moose know to cross there, and how do the Condors know to fly here? No condors were seen. Sadly the bus back to Chivy (town where you must switch buses to get back to Arequipa) was extremly packed. It seems had I been a few people back in line to get on, I could have spent the 2h ride on the roof. Man, I would have loved to have ridden on the roof. The people I talked to that were up their said the view was fantastic, and you only had to be mindful of the power lines.

Time is flying to fast, so tomorrow I catch a bus with an Irish couple to Puno, with the intent being to catch another bus to Copacabana (the original), in Bolivia.

Oh, I also shaved off my awful beard. Just couldn´t keep it going. Besides, it´s a crime to hide this mug from the people of the world.

See more photos of the canyon as well as Arequipa on my flickr.

Some Photos

Some select photos are up at my flickr.

Ketchup

Those who know me know how i feel about ketchup. I love it. I devour it. Grilled cheese and french fries are only tools to allow me to eat ketchup. When we go for breakfast they poke fun at the amount of ketchup i use.

And I don’t care. Continue reading ‘Ketchup’